I Read What?!

Okay, so last time, Niall fell in love with one woman, even though he's been betrothed to his first cousin from birth, and everyone is sad and frustrated. He then decides to make some diplomatic alliances by betrothing his own not-yet-born children to their second cousins. Because why not?

I don't care what the cover of Tapestry of Lions shows us, Kellin totally has a fucking Hapsburg jaw.

( it's a game the whole family can play! )